Not all girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice. Some are made of sarcasm, wind and everything fine.
When wine goes in, wisdom comes out.
Roses are red. Wine is also red. Poems are hard.
Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine so that I may wet my mind and say something clever. --Aristophanes
We are all mortal...until the first kiss and the second glass of wine.
Wine. Because no great story starts with a salad.
A good man/woman can make you feel strong, sexy, and able to take on the whole world. Oh, wait, sorry. That's wine. Wine does that.
If you have to ask if it's too early to drink wine... you're an amateur and we can't be friends.
You had me at Merlot.
I'm worried that we're not saving enough for our retirement alcohol.
Wine a little bit. You'll feel better.
A good friend knows when to pour a glass of wine and talk it out. A great friend knows when to shut up and hand over the bottle.
Novinophobia - The fear of running out of wine.
The best wines are the ones we drink with friends.
Eat, drink and be thankful!
This wine should be eaten, for it is much too good to be drunk.
Food and wine. Decide which is the soloist, which the accompanist.
You have not drunk too much wine if you can still lie on the floor without holding on. -Dean Martin
Hold the bottle up to the light; you will see your dreams are always at the bottom.
Wine is sunlight, held together by water.